Thursday, July 21, 2011

A brief History of India

The original inhabitants of ancient India were called Adidases, who lived in two cities called Hariappa and Mujhe-na-Daro. These cities had the best drain system in the world and so there was no brain drain from them Ancient India was full of myths which have been handed down from son to father. A myth is a female moth. A collection of myths is called mythology, which means stories with female caricatures. One myth says that people in olden times worshipped monkeys because they were our incestors.

In olden times there were two big families in India. One was called the Pandava and the other was called the Karova. They fought amongst themselves in a battle called Mahabharat, after which India came to be known as MeraBharat Mahan.

In midevil times India was ruled by the Slave Dienasty. So named because they all died a nasty death. Then came the Tughlaqs who shifted their capital from Delhi because of its pollution. They were followed by the Mowglis. The greatest Mowgli was Akbar because he extinguished himself on the battlefield of Panipat which is in Hurryana. But his son Jehangir was peace loving; he married one Hindu wife and kept 300 porcupines. Then came Shahajahan who had 14 sons. Family planning had not been invented at that time. He also built the Taj Mahal hotel for his wife who now sleeps there. The king sent all his sons away to distant parts of India because they started quarrelling. Dara Seiko was sent to UP, Shaikh Bhakhtiyar was sent to J & K, while Orangezip came to Bombay to fight Shivaji. However,after that they changed its name to Mumbai because Shivaji's sena did not like it. They also do not like New Delhi, so they are calling it Door Darshan.

After the Mowglis came Vasco the Gama. He was an exploder who was circumcising India with a 100 foot clipper. Then came the British. They brought with them many inventions such as cricket, tramtarts and steamed railways. They were followed by the French who brought in French fries, pizzazz and laundry. But Robert Clive drove them out when he deafened Duplex who was out membered since the British had the queen on their side.

Eventually, the British came to overrule India because there was too much diversity in our unity. The British overruled India for a long period.They were great expotents and impotents. They started expoting salt from India and impoting cloth. This was not liked by Mahatma Gandhi who wanted to produce his own salt. This was called the Swedish moment. During this moment, many people burnt their lion cloths in the street and refused to wear anything else. The British became very angry at this and stopped the production of Indian testiles.

In 1920, Mahatma Gandhi was married to one wife. Soon after he became the father of the nation. In 1942 he started the Quiet India moment, so named because the British were quietly lootoing our country. In 1947, India became free and its people became freely loving. This increased our population. Its government became a limited mockery, which means people are allowed to take the law in their own hands with the help of the police. Our constipation is the best in the world because it says that no man can be hanged twice for the same crime. It also says you cannot be put in prison if you have not paid your taxis. Another important thing about our constipation is that it can be changed. This is not possible with the British constipation because it is not written on paper. The Indian parlemint consists of two houses which are called lower and higher. This is because one Mr Honest Abe said that two houses divided against itself cannot withstand. So Pandit Nehru asked the British for freedom at midnight since the British were afraid of the dark. At midnight, on August 15, there was a tryst in parlemint in which many participated by wearing khaki and hosting the flag. Recently in India, there have been a large number of scams and a plaque,it can be dangerous because many people died of this plaque in Surat. Scams are all over India. One of these was in Bihar where holy cows were not given anything to eat by their elected leader. The other scam was in Bofor which is a small town in Switzerland.In this, a lot of Indian money was given to buy a gun which can shoot a coot.

Presently India has a coalishun government made up of many parties, left,right and centre. It has started to library the economy. This means that there is now no need for a licence as the economy will be driven by itself.

India is also trying to become an Asian tiger because its own tigers are being poached. Another important event this year was the Shark meeting at Malas Dive. At this place, shark leaders agreed to share their poverty, pollution and population.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

English quotes and their translation

"When you really desire something from the heart and soul, all the universe conspires you to achieve it"
-Paulo Coelho, the Alchemist
"kisi cheez ko agar dil se chaho, to poori kaynat use tum se milane me lag jati hai"
-Shah Rukh Khan, Om Shanti Om

"The woods are lovely dark and deep
but I have promises to keep
and miles to go before I sleep"
-Robert Frost, Stopping by woods on a snowy evening
"Raat ke andhere me kami nahi ayi
door hai wo manzil abhi nahi ayi"
-Naseeruddin Shah

Monday, March 28, 2011

Introduction to programming answers

These are some of the answers given in the sheet of of a student. The subject is C language.

1)The use of & operator is to differentiate between 2 words or sentences. It is basically used to differentiate between 2 things.

2)DFD stands for Data functional detachment.DFD is used to exchange data from computer to computer.DFD is very useful in storing multiple data.DFD encapsulates the data stored. DFD is very useful for processing data.

3)Identifier is a fundamental unit which identifies the variable whether it is a correct variable or not.

4)getchar() command ensures that the character is correct or not. Getche() is used to differentiate between 2 different components.

5)Format specifier is a specifier in which the specifier is formatted. It is used to specify the command and format it.

6)Double int command is used to ensure the type of data. Double int command full form is integer. Double int command is of integer type.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

More answers from OB

This was one of the papers that I got to check. Read on:

Beginning of the Organization Behavior paper

Q) Who is a manager?

Q) what are managerial roles?

Ending of first paper
A threat with a smile :)

Ending of second paper